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BASIC...

Name: Chel (Nice try, like I'd tell you my first name)
Birthday: Jan 5th 
Height: 5'6" (I don't like how tall I am ; v ; )
Weight: 140 lbs (I need to start exercising... I'm starting to get pudgy = 3 = )
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown!
Race: Hispanic
Zodiac Sign: Ehh, Capricorn

DO YOU...

Drink?: Yes, now and then whenever I need to relax. I'm not one to relax easily so I'll just carry stress on for months. = v = ;;;
Smoke?: Noooooope. I don't like cigarettes 
Use Drugs?: No, but I don't mind weed since it's harmless, tho I'm more into edibles than I am smoking still.. Also, not like I do weed, I'd just be more okay with it than anything else... 
Cuss?: All the fucking time... I mean look at my name....
Play Any Instruments?: I WISH!!! I want to learn Piano! I was learning Guitar a few years back but my nails got in the way often and I have naturally long nails so it just didn't fit for me. ; v ; </3
Have Any Peircings?: Ears pierced since I was a baby. Never use them though ' A ' )
Have Any Tattoos?: Nope! My taste changes too often and I want to change things up fairly often that having something permanent that I could never switch out for something else would drive me crazy.
Like To Annoy People?: Yes :^) Especially if I have a crush on someone or they're just fun to tease. Reactions are the best!
Like Life?: Every now and then. I mean, it has it's up and downs.
Wear Make-Up?: No. There's no reason for me to wear make up. I only wear make up for special occassions or if I personally feel bored enough to dolly up, other wise I don't really need to wear make up. A little bit of make up makes me look like a clown. So, I use it sparingly. :S
Dye Your Hair?: Nope, my hair's too dark to dye and I'm not into the idea of having to upkeep it constantly like taking care of the roots and shit.
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: No... I wouldn't want to disturb my neighbors or anyone in the house ' v ' ;;;;
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: Uhh, I'm not a bird...
Like Pina Coladas?: Not a pineapple fan
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: Any time, any day.

ARE YOU...

Dependable?: Ah shit, I should probably start asking my friends for these answers... "Yes?!"
Trustworthy?: "Yes?" - I hope so...
Obsessive?: "I don't think so" - Uhh maybe towards tsums & Tamagotchi's >_>
Hyper Active?: "NO" - not anymore anyways
Happy?: I'm alright; meh
Content?: Sure
Boring?: Probably, yeah - "No!"
Violent?: "...No? Are you?" - uhh no 
Evil?: LMAO no - "UMMM I'll go with... no?" - Thanks for the vote of confidence guys - "pfft, no you're not evil"
Hippie-Ish?: ....what? - "They're gonna have to define hippie-ish" - Just hippie-ish... - "I'll go with yes" - rude
Shy?: a bit yeah... mostly just awkward
Paranoid?: Mmmmmmm, not really
Annoying?: 50/50
Social?: Ehhh... not anymore
Religious?: Nope, Agnostic. 

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...

TV Show?: GALAVANT
Movie?: Passengers
Band/Singer(s)?: Breaking Benjamin
Song?: Firefly - Breaking Benjamin 
Book/Story?: The Princess & the Tin Box
Color(s)?: Blue
Shape?: Star
Animal?: Rabbits!
Person(s)?: My friends
Smell?: I don't really like smells ; v ; Allergies & such
Flower?: Tulips
Subject?: Art & Math
Board Game?: Risk & Clue
Musical?: Enchanted
Sport?: Tennis
Word?: 
Quote?: 
"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
Hobby?: Art
Store?: Target/GameStop
Season?: Autumn!
Time Of Day?: 7 AM & 11 AM

WHATS YOUR...

Worst Fear?: Being home alone in utter silence. I get anxiety attacks when it's completely quiet... 
Life Goal?: Figure myself out enough to get over my PTSD & Trauma (9 ' A ' )9
Greatest Accomplishment?:  Living

WHICH ONE...

Pepsi Or Coke?: (Rum and) Coke
McDonald's Or Burger King?: McDonalds
Converse Or Vans?: Vans
Dogs Or Cats?: Both
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: Discord
Chicken Or Fish?: Beef; I'm not a vegetarian, ty.
Black Or White?: Black
MTV Or FUSE?: Neither
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Pandora Radio
Pants Or Shorts?: Shorts

DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...

Day: waking up early enough for the sun to rise. Make myself a light but filling meal, draw, lunch, get stuff done. Too bad that never happens because I have no motivation.
Room: A bed for napping. A couch on one end so I have a place to cuddle up and escape. A coffee table for me to snack and have tea when I need to but can lay down/sit down and continue working on my laptop or sketchbook. Space for me to lay down and draw.
Life: Stress free
World: Everyone's nice to each other. No misunderstanding communication. Everyone owns up to their mistakes and apologises and strives to be a better person because they care about themselves and about other people.
Romantic Date: Drive in Movie theater! A quiet place to be with my partner and watch in privacy.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

God?: Agnostic
Heaven & Hell?: Agnostic
Angels & Demons?: Agnostic
Reincarnation?: Agnostic
Yourself?: Agnostic
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs?: Yes
Big Foot?: No
Lockness Monster?: No
A Thing Called Love?: I believe in a thing called "Love"! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

WOULD YOU EVER...

Kill Someone Else?: No? Not unless it was self defense, I guess?
Kill Yourself?: Depends on my depression tbh
Beg For Money?: Maybe if I was really in that bad a shape.
Skydive?: Probably not...
Bunjee Jump?: Maybe
Make out in the rain?: Why not?
Run Away From Home?: Have done this
Ride A Motorcycle?: That be cool
Do Extreme Sports?: No, I'm not that athletic


MORE ABOUT YOU...

Do You Own A Car?: No~ 
Ever Been To Jail?: Nope!
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Nay
Do You Have A Job?: No
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: Sometimes

THATS ALL FOLKS...

Are You Lonely?: No, actually I wish I was alone.. I've had a guest over for a week and I'd like my personal space tbh.. ' v ' ;;
Are You Sitting In A BeanBag Chair Eatin' Cheetos?: I wish
Do You Feel The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: I don't think anybody feels that urge.... sorry
Really?: I'm pretty firm on that..
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: Umm?
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: 252 apparently
Is That Your Final Answer?: Yeah
Are You Sure?: I don't think google would lie to me
Postitive?: These "are you sure?" Questions after asking another question is pretty lame
Glad That This Is Over?: Yeah, got pretty lame near the end. :/
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MP3 Meme

2 min read
I haven't done a meme in years, so I figured why not? I'm using my pandora, because I don't dl music. //gasp//

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name


How would you describe yourself?: How Far I'll go


What do you like in a guy/girl?: Nocturne for Piano No. 2 in E Flat Major, OP. 9/2, Ct. 109
(This one actually made me laugh)

How do you feel today?: Blister in the Sun


What is life's purpose?: Something just like this


What is your motto?: Let you down


What do your friends think of you?: Let's Groove
(Let's groove tonight! share the spice of life! -- Yep, I'm letting this one play.)


What do you think of your parents?: Think about it


What do you think about very often?: Hotel California
(I mean, technically not wrong)


what is 2 + 2?: Headstrong


What do you think of your best friend?: Prove me wrong


What do you think of the person you like?: Come on get higher


What is your life story?: Now or Never


What do you want to be when you grow up?: Upside Down


What do you think of when you see the person you like?: 1901


What will you dance to at your wedding?: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)


What will they play at your funeral?: Stitches


What is your hobby/interest?: I'll make a man out of you
(Also, technically not wrong :bademoticon: )


What is your biggest fear?: Loop & Loop
(Dear god, the loops; Asian Kung-Fu Generation is pretty dope tho)

What is your biggest secret?: Down Under
(Pressing Next on this one was hard.)


What do you think of your friends?: Kissing Strangers


What will you post this as?: Toes
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Reindeer Divider

santas-workshop is now looking for Elves, so if you're wanting to do a little giving for the holidays, now's your chance! 


If you don't want to volunteer, that's awesome! We always need more requests to fill, so just watch us and wait to make a request when available!

Holidays :iconsantas-workshop: :iconsantas-workshop: :iconsantas-workshop: Holidays 
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I always say I'm going to be active but I end up just ...not active. kaomoji set 2 62/67 
I'm also sure that my active watcher count has most likely diminished, so if anyone is still active & wants to do an art trade, that be awesome.
This is not first come first serve. So, I'll choose whatever I'm comfortable doing.

Art Trade 


Unfortunately I don't really know what I'd like in return, so I'll leave that up to you. If you need more info, feel free to ask:

  little star Status Pink Open 
  little star Status Pink Open 

Request 


All I ask is that you must be following me. I'd prefer to draw for my watchers. 

  little star Status Pink Open  


Thank you~! 
kaomoji set 2 31/67 
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To Draw List

1 min read

Personal

  • "Evening Stroll":
  • "Autumn Nap"
  • O.C. - Mahi:
  • O.C. - Eulalia:
  • O.C. - Chausette:
  • O.C. - Taps Dragon
  • O.C. - Butan
  • O.C. - Lala[?]
  • O.C. - Lily
  • O.C. - Sofi
  • O.C. - Giji

Gifts, Fanart

  • Mako for faroeson:
  • Shoha
  • Show by Rock
  • Splatoon
  • Undertale
  • Digby-bby
  • Jasmine
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